An Excuse To Drink Soda

Going on the road is essentially an excuse for me to drink soda. That statement can be expanded: leaving the house before 5 pm is essentially an excuse for me to drink soda. Right now, I am getting ready to go run some errands. It is noon. What motivates me to get the job done? The promise that on the drive there, I will drink some soda. I am clearly a man of simple, artificial pleasures.